US attempt to exile their billionaires in space fails again

The attempt made by Americans to exile their billionaires into space has failed a twice in less than 2 weeks.

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A second attempt made by Americans to exile their billionaires into space has failed in less than 2 weeks.

I’m back f*ckers, did you know im changing the name of my phone company to VirginPlus?

A week after hundreds witnessed the failed attempt to yeet the billionaire Richard Branson into space has failed, leaving millions in disbelief after realizing his space vehicle was coming back to earth, the public is being let down a second time. This time with the billionaire Jeff Bezos, former CEO of Amazon and sponsor of the celebrated crying pod has reentered earth.

Exactly NOT how it was supposed to play out

“Its so disappointing, I was looking forward to this since Amazon copied my product, named it “AmazonBasics” and ruined my business” says Dorothy, from Kentucky.

There are still hopes that a 3rd attempt some time later this year would be a success, Elon Musk and Bill Gates are potential contenders and hope is all we can strive for at this point.