Here are some honorable mentions from the original twitter thread:
The mandatory “Sam Hyde” meme:
The “everything is about my vagina and also harassment LETS SPEAK UP”:
The deranged “its trump’s Fault!” (except this happened in… Canada). Also, I take offense on “This used to happen in the 3rd world” part. It is really fascinating when someone manages to complain about Trump and be xenophobic in less than 240 characters.
The “Cheetos eater armchair investigator” plus, an irony:
The irony? His bio: Humorist. Yes pal, you must be hilarious.
On a final note, as a female myself, I find the cry for attention and victim points despicable, especially on the internet. It speaks badly for all women. When is it going to stop?