Months after some nosy idiot found the Nasa’s “easter egg” monolith planted in Utah’s “Mars scenery” to be used during the Perseverance rover landing, things take a new turn.
Nasa’s initial plans were to cause a massive “freak out” in order to increase its own budget, unite the country, fight racism, end covid19 and eliminate the wage gap. Plans that have since been thwarted and unfortunately for our incredibly diverse government agency, the new location in Texas suffered from a historical snowstorm. Nasa was forced to only release the lowest quality possible images in order to hide the obvious snow and rush back to Utah to part of its equipment and camera crew.
“It is really a bummer”, said an insider. “It’s just one thing after the other, first someone finds our monolith then COVID hits, now this damn snow everywhere and moving back to Utah like an outcast”.
Soy drinking virgins were not having it and went insane after so many years of expectation set up by the show “The Big Bang Theory“, one of the worst shows in history.
Thankfully, Nasa acted fast and brought new footage with much higher quality from the new Utah location, roughly 15km away from the monolith’s original spot. “If they find it this time I will lose it” said a source that declined speaking on record.
